06 April 2007

Teddy Stinks


Have you been to a Nats game?
If you have, then you probably remember the Presidents Race in between the 4th inning. The one thing I've noticed is that Teddy Roosevelt stinks and loses on purpose. He came in tonight with a head start but then stopped to play the air guitar. Another time he rode in a golf cart and then stopped to sign autographs. Then on Opening Day he rode on a zipline but still couldn't win. This is pathetic, Teddy. You're supposed to have been a president. So win a darn race! What happened to being a Rough Rider? You would think he could win one race!

This is DC Sports Kid signing off. Good night!

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